Just so we’re clear here, when I say “This picture is for Dad’s birthday”
“This is for our Christmas card and you all know how much everyone on the internets and the world in general looks forward to our Christmas card,”
“If you’re real good we’ll get ice cream after but you have to smile and I need some good pictures of you and no clown faces.”
“make a clown face”?
I should just make this my Christmas card picture. That’ll teach him. Only, it probably wouldn’t. He would probably think it was super hilarious and awesome, and then I would have to send out one of these every year.