I just want to take this moment to apologize to the two young ladies who will eventually marry my boys. Because hunnies, they are never ever ever ever ever ever ever going to master the fine art of putting the lid down. Nor will they flush consistently. Nor will they admit it when they’re the one who didn’t flush.
Seriously, I will walk into the bathroom and the lid will be up and the water will be, um, not colorless, and no one will admit to being the one that did it. Either that or they’ll blame each other.
Did I mention the time I caught them “yellowing the water” together? This was quite some time ago. I 86’d that behavior. But that’s normal behavior, right? I mean for boys, that’s normal, right? Anyone?
Oh, and Ella drew a picture of poo, isn’t that nice? I don’t know where she came up with that idea. Truly. Not one of the other children has ever drawn poo. At least not that I can remember anyway.
I swear we are civilized. I swear it. I have the pretty smelling soaps and fresh towels and I make them wash their hands. I even put product in their hair. And I made snickerdoodles today. Snickerdoodles are civilized, right?