The Piercing

This past Sunday was a big day in my little girl’s life…she got her ears pierced.  Or maybe I should say I allowed my seven year old daughter to undergo cruel and unusual punishment.  Let me just say that I don’t remember what it was like when I got my ears pierced.  I was also seven, and maybe I have blocked it from my memory, I don’t know, but if I had gotten a good look at the torture device piercing implement earlier, I am not sure that my ears would even be pierced at this point. 

So we get to the torture parlor, I mean piercing parlor, I mean earring shop, and I told the teenager working the staple gun piercing thingy that Kate wanted her ears pierced.  She handed me a clipboard full of waivers that I needed to sign.  Waivers?  Oh, right.  It all made sense once I got a look at the staple gun with the 3/4 inch steel lance attached to it.  The one that I was going to voluntarily submit my daughter to have her innocent, sweet little ears gored with.  I got a hot flash, seriously, when I saw that thing.

But not feeling quite dizzy enough to be deterred, I signed the papers and handed them to the piercing agent.  She makes a mark on Kate’s little precious earlobe, and asks me if that is the spot that I would like the goring to take place.  “Oh that looks perfect!” I happily reply (clearly suffering from a lack of oxygen to my brain at this point).  I try not to look into Kate’s eyes, lest she sense my guilt over what I’m about to let happen to her. 

Then she marks the other ear, and asks Kate if she is ready to have her ear punctured with the staple gun. 

She places the gun on Kate’s ear, and squeezes.  You should have seen the look on Kate’s poor little face.  It clearly didn’t feel quite as mild as a shot (which is what I told her it would feel like.  Remember, I have blocked out the memories of my own torture).  I got another hot flash.

On to ear number two.  (Thank goodness there are only two).  Again, the squeezing, the grimacing, the metal piercing her sweet little earlobes.  I think I almost fainted.  Very quickly, the teenager handed her a mirror before she started to cry.  Her little ears looked darling!  You see honey?  You see how pretty it looks now that you have been through the torture? 

 Welcome to womanhood my darling little girl…the torture has only just begun.

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The Piercing

10 thoughts on “The Piercing

  1. I remember mine. I screamed after the first one and refused to let them touch the second. I covered it with my hand and sobbed. My mom and the tech promised me a balloon and icecream if I would just let her finish. I finally relented. But the second one hurt so bad that I forgot all about the icecream and the balloon. Mom practically carried me to the car. It was awful.

  2. I waited until I was 16. I felt pretty stupid for crying when there was a little girl waiting behind me. The things we do for beauty…

    Your daughter’s a doll!

  3. Hey this is toni from MomDot and a daily dose! How excited that she got her ears pierced! And she is a beautiful little girl, you have a gorgeous family.

  4. I was 18 when I got mine done. I SCREAMED…(I am such a wimp…)
    I should’ve done Micaela’s when she was a baby, because now she’s scared.
    Your girl looks so cute in earrings!!

  5. I love this post! I was 10 or 11, I think. Wal-Mart store (very upscale). The torture thingy hasn’t advanced at all since the 70s?! I mean, really, can’t some genius design an ear piercer that isn’t branded by Black & Decker?! …her ears are lovely. Welcome (pop!) to womanhood (pop!). There, all done.

  6. Oh she looks darling. It is amazing what we do for beauty. When my daughter got hers done, they did both at the same time. She has told me since that it hurt a lot, and that they still hurt a little. She has to admit she is glad she did it but she won’t stop reminding me that it really hurt. I told her I can’t remember what it felt like. @@

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